i wasnt tagged in the six selfie meme but i couldnt pick just six selfies anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
tell me im cute
look at this perfect human.
This is easily in the top 50 pictures of Ernest Hemingway skiing
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Okay first of all fuck garlic bread
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .